Conspiracy Crew is trying to make the most out of these warm summer evenings with a social cruise down to Portsea along the beach.

The usual rules apply of no hooning, if you're feeling sick or unwell, do not attend.

We'll meet at PeninsulaLink BP (southbound) at 6pm for a 6.30pm departure.

From there we will drive over to Fishermans Beach Boat Ramp and get a couple of quick pics against the rocky backdrop.

From there we'll drive along the beach all the way down to Portsea, stopping at the carpark at the entry of Point Nepean National Park (corner of Defence Road and Franklands Drive) which has a few park benches.

We'll pause for a moment once we get to Rosebud to make sure we haven't lost anyone, and to place an order for dinner.

I'll be doing a group order for a big batch of food from Fish Fetish fish and chips in Sorrento to bring to the carpark and share. $5 buy-in per person and we'll get a variety of stuff depending on what you'd like.

Feel free to get your own stuff from Sorrento if you'd prefer.

If all goes to plan, we should be eating at 8pm